Gil Martin

Hold set

Really cool button Gaston. Full Throttle, it real cool.

This is what I've been reduced to.

Probably as good

Pretty great. Both ways?

Went to the break, freaked out, got what I wanted: a complete reevaluation of bouldering and my life. Gill Score: Logbook.

Rosé!

Ian is the best LCC beta man. No dispute. #betterthanbabyface

I only dabbed 3 times.

Better than Babyface because, you know, this is v7.

Barefoot.

Lost a pad today.

Free Bobbi

Kneepads are cool. In Hueco.

Drops!

This really is amazing. And 3 javelinas. And some sheep.

Really good. Through George, all things are possible.

Fuck you.

Nice holds. Has movement?

More like Rescue 91-Fun! #vinesbelike

Real French, real sit. Right hand on the sharp gaston I broke and left on the low divot on the arête. I might not know how to climb this, but it took me forever.

Simmons Arête is impossible.

I did the first move of Genetic 5 times in a row. This was not a consolation.

This problem is very good. Also, I just want to say that I did the lip match of matchmaker this day. I told someone but they looked at me like I had a dick on my forehead so I'm telling you.

There is blood everywhere.

I downclimbed this. Still the best thing I've done. Logbook.

Sneak attack.

1. Figured out OoT, best session, etc. 2. Ben sitted it.

Perfect move, perfect rock, original way -- stand start with pinch and sloper, do the jump move to the high sloper. Top out, etc.

Best day on Illusions. Miami?

Well, that took a while. Only a couple years...Joe did Repent!

Wow. Wolves hunt in packs.

There you go.

I like lookout mountain, at least

I...

Merrill and Everly slab day.

I probably did this 95% right.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Hunter.

Rain for the win.

Amazing. Horrible downclimb situation. Nice lichen.

So great.

New beta is old beta.

My favorite.

Loved it.

Good enough.

I think this was hard.

Great, great holds. One after the other. To the side.

I love this boulder.

Probably the best of whatever grade it is.

I honestly don't remember this.

A real gem(!), beautiful wall. Without Lizzie I would have died.

Nooooooo, why?

The Real #9

#7: 1:42

#6: 1:20

#5: 1:01

#4: 12:37

#3: 12:20

#2: 12:15

#1: 12:09

One of the best boulders I've done. #microfiber

Really good and really, really, really hard. Committing too!

At least the second best Osiris I've ever done.

I wish I could say something other than that it has perfect holds but...font.

Better than you think. Pusher.

Hold set.

Perfect rock, broken thumb. I hope Lucky Luke is happy with himself.

Really amazing stuff.

Le Denmat forever. Perfect.

I'm crazy about this one.

Badhand.

Red Cloud. Amazing holds.

Pew pew.

Red BULL.

As good. 152.

Pogo. Drop a pin.

The move to the lip is 3*s

Im so, so glad this dried out. #blackstar

Loved it. Loaves.

95.2: best name, worst place.

Even broken bosses make amazing holds. (This may be harder now; ~7C via bleau.info but I have no idea.)

MoucheBouche

We had white. FDCA.

Not ambiguous.

The real thing.

Black Star! Can't climb the top well but that's probably my fault.

I can't tell you where it is. But it's pretty great.

152

I really do think this thing is great if infuriating.

The hardest thing. 150.

Climbs much better than it should.

Genuinely cool first 2 moves, genuinely "sketchy" up top.

Lee is correct. "Excellent, brilliant, superb..."

I enjoyed it but...it's a weird choice.

The 1,2,3.

149.0

This cave is so perfect. Beef It is no more. Still there but no more.

2

150.0

Huh.

A fine brother to Crotch Cramps.

150.5

Pinkies are useless. Or mine is.

Set by: Ben Moon; more than 3 tries; I was so, so happy. Wt: 152

The slopers at the lip.

I kept on going and fell. Ethically questionable.

Solid for the grade in Joe's, amazing holds. 146.

I liked this. I feel bad for insulting it for so long. I am ignorant and I'm sorry.

145

Good skin? Good problem.

I really like this: great starthold, cool nug, toehook, 2-finger pinch. I like those things.

Ok, so maybe I didn't "top it out." Logbook. 145

To the right of Suspicion, left of Wrist D. 142.5, my foot might be eating the rest of me.

Apparently I climbed this. 157.2

Fantastic slopers. Not as fine as that Bessie.

So much better than it should be. Best undercling by God or man.

Very impressed that George was right. And a real mantle!

Perfect rock. I think.

I like it. I hit my head.

Perfectly lovely.

150.4. I don't see 9 but whatever. We should just call it 7 now and save everyone the trouble in six years.

J.F.H. 1973.

Tour des Classiques. Cool topout beta, great holds at the bottom. The rock at the top is some of the worst in Emerald.

Nice pinch at the bottom. #th go.

1st go. Wooweee.

Really one of the best.

154.3

I'm lichen it.

155.5. Chalk your thigh.

2 decades later: Dixie Cragger's Atlas.

The Last Word. 1851 Navy. '73 SAA. 154.5.

From the real start. This time.

I am sadly proud of this one. So sad.

Went to church.

Gunslinger. Pew pew.

Beautiful rock, weird drop knee: googoo wet.

Pretty, pretty weird. If Odd Job was on top of crepes?

If Genesis was 7.

This and E.i.t.Sky are so fun.

150.5 Just made weight.

Thusly I am named chuffer.

After the bottom is done, the problem is one of the best.

I loved every second. And I was up there for a while.

Great, great pinch. Voodoo shaped it too.

This is 9 like The Vag is 7.

148.5. Thanks to George for the weight beta.

My G_d, get a load of the pinches on this thing.

Tear my labrum once, shame on you.

You know how you can ruin a perfect problem?

So much better than it should be.

Stunning rock, great jump. It's probably wet.

Holy crap.

I really, really like this.

For some unknown reason, this is a perfect problem. Probably the rock, the holds, and the movement.

Jump and mantle. Jump is better.

The year of punting is behind us. I dressed up as JK Scott for 2015.

I am the absolute worst.

Perfect hold set. HNY!

You done messed up my rabbit trap.

153

I think 9 is reasonable.

Dabbed on the very top. I am sorry.

154.5

Oh man, oh man, oh man.

Best.

Improvements! 156. 9.6

Ugh. Finally. Now I'm a champion.

7.2

Amazing shelves, best conglomerate pinch.

When climbed well, it is beautiful.

Vice Präsident. 156. 13.4

Maybe the best rock in the world. Area X?

I locked it off, foot out left. I have no idea. What did I do?! I cheated.

Trois. One of my favorites.

Racist motherf*ckers.

7.9

BatOr, assholes.

Rill good.

Gr?

This should be climbed more.

Most unique rock I've ever been on. 10.6

Weight unknown. Send invalid.

Nope. This is.

Worst topout ever?

154. I'm a whale! 10.7

154. I weighed myself at a gas station.

Tour of the Classics. (154)

This boulder is a maze. (152)

No Shadow. Roll tide. (Wt. 150; Gr. 13.1)

151

Ardbeg! Champs! I'll never climb again. (Gr. 12.6) But if Traphouse is 14...

Kibu 11.5

Barely. And legit.

Very, very good. My side's healed.

Best 6a.

Used the mono. Like a stupid boss. 9.5

Less sick. Less broken. Less rain? No.

It broke me.

and the downclimb's better.

Love that last move.

Hueco sucks.

History!

Perfect except for the boulder behind it.

Shall I jumpstart? No.

but dabby

Whaaaaaaaa...?

It scraped my tummy.

Holds of the Iron Band

Why not? It was done back in '03 by Evil Knievel.

D.D. FA: Button hole crimp.

2: 10.2

3

I forgot how good this is.

This is why I don't understand anything.

Beautiful rail.

Well...I hit my eye falling from the top somehow. So there's that.

The best? Lucky Luke mixed with La Balance.

Rocktown.

Scrafty.

3. 7. 13.

3. 7. 13. Koma 12.0

(Gr. 12.2)

I actually love this problem.

My favorite hold.

Sharp-ish once.

AT beta

My favorite thing? The top.

Far right sit into Reignition. Everybody's got one.

(Gr. 10.8)