Joakim Thommesen
lives in Oslo — has visited and listed 23 crags in 4 countries — is a member of TeamTechno
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Yearly top 10 averages
Summary
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Grade
Gr.
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Total
Tot
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Onsight
On
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Flash
Fl
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Red point
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Top rope
To
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Diagram | ||||
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| 8b | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||
| 8a+ | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
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| 8a | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
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| 7c+ | 13 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 |
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| 7c | 13 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 |
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| 7b+ | 9 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 |
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| 7b | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
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| 7a+ | 13 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 0 |
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| 7a | 17 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 0 |
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| 6c+ | 7 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
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| 6c | 11 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 0 |
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| 6b+ | 9 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
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| 6b | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
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| 6a+ | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
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| 6a | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
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| 5+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Ascents
| Route | Grade | Crag | Type | Ascent date | Ascent type |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Le Situationniste assis
7A+
Boulder
at
Coquibus Auvergne
With toe hook
|
750
7A
(7A+)
|
Coquibus Auvergne | Boulder |
2026-03-09
Red point
|
Red point |
Queen Auvergne
6C+
Boulder
at
Coquibus Auvergne
|
650
6B+
(6C+)
|
Coquibus Auvergne | Boulder |
2026-03-09
Red point
|
Red point |
King Auvergne
7A
Boulder
at
Coquibus Auvergne
4 grades harder than the Queen.
|
700
7A+
(7A)
|
Coquibus Auvergne | Boulder |
2026-03-09
Red point
|
Red point |
Ça Tend à Gauche (raccourci)
7A+
Boulder
at
Roche aux Oiseaux
Description is wrong - this tops ot to the left of prow. Drawn in line is correct.
|
750
7A+
|
Roche aux Oiseaux | Boulder |
2026-03-07
Red point
|
Red point |
Coup de Lune
7C
Boulder
at
Éléphant
Had to spend 10 minutes brushing it down from the layers of chalk some imbeciles had left on it since my last visit on it 3 days ago. Please improve, people.
|
900
7C
|
Éléphant | Boulder |
2026-03-06
Red point
|
Red point |
L'Arcadia
7A
Boulder
at
Apremont Ouest
|
700
7A
|
Apremont Ouest | Boulder |
2026-03-04
Flash
|
Flash |
Fatwoman
7A
Boulder
at
Gorges du Houx
|
700
7A
|
Gorges du Houx | Boulder |
2026-03-01
Flash
|
Flash |
Fatwoman Light
6C+
Boulder
at
Gorges du Houx
|
650
6C+
|
Gorges du Houx | Boulder |
2026-03-01
Flash
|
Flash |
Rammstein
7B
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
2nd go. Feet polished AF, but still fun.
|
800
7B
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-19
Red point
|
Red point |
El Graduado escolar
6C
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
|
600
6C
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-19
Flash
|
Flash |
Zig Zag
7A
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
Top-out crux, as usual.
|
700
6C+
(7A)
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-19
Flash
|
Flash |
El pais de las bicicletas
7A
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
If you sit down to do a 5 m tall boulder... well, you don't. The sit-down mania is ridiculous.
|
700
6C
(7A)
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-19
Flash
|
Flash |
Cazo Tanks
6B+
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
|
550
6B
(6B+)
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-19
Flash
|
Flash |
Clasicos viejunos
6B
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
|
500
6B
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-19
Flash
|
Flash |
Quebrantamentes
7A
Boulder
at
Techos Albarracin
|
700
7A
|
Techos Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-18
Flash
|
Flash |
Like a Bow
7A
Boulder
at
Techos Albarracin
2nd go. Low start, not sit-down - off-course.
|
700
6C+
(7A)
|
Techos Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-18
Red point
|
Red point |
Heartbeat
6A+
Boulder
at
Techos Albarracin
Easier and better than Gatas.
|
450
6A+
|
Techos Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-18
Flash
|
Flash |
A gatas
6A
Boulder
at
Techos Albarracin
Not 6A.
|
400
6B
(6A)
|
Techos Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-18
Red point
|
Red point |
La Ley De La Barra
6B
Boulder
at
Cabrerizo Albarracín
|
500
6B
|
Cabrerizo Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-16
Flash
|
Flash |
T'asllomares
6B+
Boulder
at
Cabrerizo Albarracín
|
550
6B+
|
Cabrerizo Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-16
Flash
|
Flash |
Desviacion / mambo
6C
Boulder
at
Cabrerizo Albarracín
To jug.
|
600
6B+
(6C)
|
Cabrerizo Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-16
Flash
|
Flash |
Techo don Pepo
7A
Boulder
at
Cabrerizo Albarracín
|
700
7A
|
Cabrerizo Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-16
Flash
|
Flash |
La Playa
7A
Boulder
at
Tierra media Albarracín
|
700
7A
|
Tierra media Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-14
Red point
|
Red point |
La Mula
7B+
Boulder
at
Tierra media Albarracín
Nice!
|
850
7B+
|
Tierra media Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-14
Red point
|
Red point |
El paso
6C
Boulder
at
Prado del Navazo Albarracìn
World class
|
600
6B+
(6C)
|
Prado del Navazo Albarracìn | Boulder |
2025-11-14
Flash
|
Flash |
El chorro
7A+
Boulder
at
La Fuente Albarracin
|
750
7A+
|
La Fuente Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-13
Red point
|
Red point |
El Plus del Autobus (sit)
7B
Boulder
at
La Fuente Albarracin
|
800
7B
|
La Fuente Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-13
Red point
|
Red point |
El Plus del Autobus
7A
Boulder
at
La Fuente Albarracin
|
700
7A
|
La Fuente Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-13
Red point
|
Red point |
Pilas Hacendado
7A
Boulder
at
La Fuente Albarracin
|
700
7A
|
La Fuente Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-13
Red point
|
Red point |
Chocholorzas
6C
Boulder
at
La Fuente Albarracin
|
600
6C
|
La Fuente Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-13
Flash
|
Flash |
Chochaholic
6A+
Boulder
at
La Fuente Albarracin
|
450
6A+
|
La Fuente Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-13
Flash
|
Flash |
No te confundas
7A+
Boulder
at
La Fuente Albarracin
|
750
7A+
|
La Fuente Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-11
Red point
|
Red point |
Por la boca muere el pez
7A
Boulder
at
La Fuente Albarracin
|
700
6C+
(7A)
|
La Fuente Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-11
Flash
|
Flash |
El Gorro ss.
6C
Boulder
at
La Fuente Albarracin
|
600
6C
|
La Fuente Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-11
Red point
|
Red point |
Techo de la zahora
7A+
Boulder
at
Champiñones Albarracin
|
750
7A+
|
Champiñones Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-11
Red point
|
Red point |
Muro de sonido
6A+
Boulder
at
Champiñones Albarracin
|
450
6A+
|
Champiñones Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-11
Flash
|
Flash |
Claudicación
6B
Boulder
at
Champiñones Albarracin
|
500
6B
|
Champiñones Albarracin | Boulder |
2025-11-11
Flash
|
Flash |
Calibre 25
6C+
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
|
650
6C+
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-10
Flash
|
Flash |
El cabrón
6C
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
|
600
6B+
(6C)
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-10
Flash
|
Flash |
Baila el regletón
6C
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
|
600
6C
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-10
Flash
|
Flash |
El Orejón
6B+
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
Sit start my ass😂
|
550
6B+
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-10
Flash
|
Flash |
Spider Pig
6C
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
|
600
6C
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-10
Flash
|
Flash |
Space Cowgirl
6C+
Boulder
at
Arrastradero Albarracín
|
650
6C+
|
Arrastradero Albarracín | Boulder |
2025-11-10
Flash
|
Flash |
Al Capone
6A
Boulder
at
Justøya
Feilgradert, som det meste her virker å være.
|
400
6B
(6A)
|
Justøya | Boulder |
2025-09-07
Red point
|
Red point |
Bibelbeltet
7A+
Boulder
at
Justøya
World class. 7B after hold broke.
|
750
7B
(7A+)
|
Justøya | Boulder |
2025-09-07
Red point
|
Red point |
Giljotin
7A+
Boulder
at
Lagåsen
Even nicer!
|
750
7A+
|
Lagåsen | Boulder |
2025-08-21
Red point
|
Red point |
Falløks
6C+
Boulder
at
Lagåsen
Nice!
|
650
6C+
|
Lagåsen | Boulder |
2025-08-21
Flash
|
Flash |
Rett opp bratta
7A+
Boulder
at
Sandspollen
Kul!
|
750
7A+
|
Sandspollen | Boulder |
2025-04-11
Red point
|
Red point |
Sommertid
6C+
Boulder
at
Sandspollen
Blødde som en gris etter ublidt møte med spike inne krystallhølet. Du er herved advart.
|
650
6C+
|
Sandspollen | Boulder |
2025-04-11
Flash
|
Flash |
Long Lance torpedo
7A
Boulder
at
Sandspollen
Skjønte ikke helt regla, så måtte dobbeltflashe begge variantene. 1: fra match i stor jug til list oppe til høyre, 2: fra v i jug og h i lomme til list rett opp. Morpho.
|
700
7A
|
Sandspollen | Boulder |
2025-04-11
Flash
|
Flash |
Kystartilleri
6B+
Boulder
at
Sandspollen
|
550
6B+
|
Sandspollen | Boulder |
2025-04-11
Flash
|
Flash |
Torpedo
6B+
Boulder
at
Sandspollen
|
550
6B+
|
Sandspollen | Boulder |
2025-04-11
Flash
|
Flash |
Et Bulder
6A+
Boulder
at
Sandspollen
|
450
6A+
|
Sandspollen | Boulder |
2025-04-11
Flash
|
Flash |
Hjerteknuser ståstart
6C
Boulder
at
Nore
|
600
6C
|
Nore | Boulder |
2022-10-15
Flash
|
Flash |
Nore Jones
7A
Boulder
at
Nore
Fun. Right catch - without sloper match.
|
700
7A
|
Nore | Boulder |
2022-10-15
Red point
|
Red point |
Hjerteknuser
7B+
Boulder
at
Nore
Very nice - great rock quality.
|
850
7C
(7B+)
|
Nore | Boulder |
2022-10-15
Red point
|
Red point |
Bængshot
8a
Sport
at
Urdviki
Maybe not 8a?
|
1000
7c+
(8a)
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2022-05-27
Red point
|
Red point |
Tante Ulrikkes vei
7c+
Sport
at
Urdviki
Brilliant and adventurous climbing from the first anchor and onwards. Hard. 8a?
|
950
7c+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2021-06-13
Red point
|
Red point |
Punk Rock!
8a+
Sport
at
Urdviki
Maybe the best route of its grade in Norway.
|
1050
8a+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2019-05-25
Red point
|
Red point |
|
6b
Sport
at
Harkaberget
Ok warmup
|
500
6b+
(6b)
|
Harkaberget | Sport |
2018-05-13
Onsight
|
Onsight |
Mörbultad
7c
Sport
at
Harkaberget
2nd go
|
900
7c
|
Harkaberget | Sport |
2018-05-13
Red point
|
Red point |
Skinkorna fladdrar i vinden
7a+
Sport
at
Harkaberget
Diederet gjør at det blir 7a.
|
750
7a
(7a+)
|
Harkaberget | Sport |
2018-05-13
Flash
|
Flash |
Natural Born Killers
7c+
Sport
at
Svanvik
|
950
7c+
|
Svanvik | Sport |
2017-06-03
Red point
|
Red point |
Betong Hysteria
7b+
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
850
7b+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2017-05-25
Red point
|
Red point |
Grushaugen?
7c+
Sport
at
Urdviki
Not completely cleaned. Some loose(ish) rocks.
|
950
7c+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2016-10-09
Red point
|
Red point |
El Pincho
8a+
Sport
at
Urdviki
Brilliant route - great fun.
|
1050
8a+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2016-10-08
Red point
|
Red point |
John Vein
7c
Sport
at
Svanvik
|
900
7c
|
Svanvik | Sport |
2016-09-18
Red point
|
Red point |
Vargtass
7c
Sport
at
Svanvik
|
900
7c
|
Svanvik | Sport |
2016-09-17
Red point
|
Red point |
Sjelegjørmen
7a+
Sport
at
Urdviki
Worth doing
|
750
7a
(7a+)
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2016-06-12
Onsight
|
Onsight |
Dagobah
6b
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
500
6b
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2016-06-10
Onsight
|
Onsight |
Skjøgelønn
6b+
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
550
6b+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2016-06-10
Onsight
|
Onsight |
Mitt første hull
6b+
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
550
6b+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2016-06-10
Onsight
|
Onsight |
Knotting Hill
7b
Sport
at
Urdviki
7b/+
|
800
7b
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2016-06-10
Red point
|
Red point |
Granada
7c+
Sport
at
Urdviki
40 meters of pure joy
|
950
7c+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2016-05-14
Red point
|
Red point |
Primera Línea
7c+
Sport
at
Terradets
|
950
7c+
|
Terradets | Sport |
2016-03-21
Red point
|
Red point |
Red Bull L1
7c+
Sport
at
Terradets
Hard
|
950
7c+
|
Terradets | Sport |
2016-03-18
Red point
|
Red point |
Una Bonita Sesión de Mete y Saca
7c+
Sport
at
Terradets
Not 7c
|
950
7c+
|
Terradets | Sport |
2016-03-09
Red point
|
Red point |
L’Anarkista
8a+
Sport
at
Terradets
Mikael is off his head not giving any stars.
|
1050
8a+
|
Terradets | Sport |
2016-03-07
Red point
|
Red point |
Penya Xunga
7b
Sport
at
Terradets
|
800
7b
|
Terradets | Sport |
2016-03-02
Red point
|
Red point |
Pasta sin Agua
7a+
Sport
at
Terradets
|
750
7a+
|
Terradets | Sport |
2015-11-07
Onsight
|
Onsight |
Last Line
7c+
Sport
at
Terradets
Soft
|
950
7c+
|
Terradets | Sport |
2015-10-25
Red point
|
Red point |
Avant Match L1
7c
Sport
at
Terradets
|
900
7c
|
Terradets | Sport |
2015-10-24
Red point
|
Red point |
Sølvreven
7c+
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
950
7c+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2015-05-23
Red point
|
Red point |
Urdu for begynnere
8a
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
1000
8a
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2015-05-10
Red point
|
Red point |
Occident
7c
Sport
at
Terradets
|
900
7c
|
Terradets | Sport |
2015-03-05
Red point
|
Red point |
Orient
7c+
Sport
at
Terradets
Soft
|
950
7c+
|
Terradets | Sport |
2015-03-04
Red point
|
Red point |
Energia Positiva
7c+
Sport
at
Terradets
|
950
7c+
|
Terradets | Sport |
2015-03-02
Red point
|
Red point |
Bon Viatge
8a
Sport
at
Terradets
Soft
|
1000
8a
|
Terradets | Sport |
2015-03-02
Red point
|
Red point |
|
8a
Sport
at
Sirekrok
|
1000
8a
|
Sirekrok | Sport |
2014-06-29
Red point
|
Red point |
Trevili
7a
Sport
at
Urdviki
Start of Veggdyret
|
700
6c
(7a)
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2014-06-20
Onsight
|
Onsight |
Når veggdyret våkner
7c
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
900
7c
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2014-06-01
Red point
|
Red point |
Slik dør menn
7c
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
900
7c
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2014-05-29
Red point
|
Red point |
Zizou
6c
Sport
at
Loven
|
600
6b+
(6c)
|
Loven | Sport |
2014-05-20
Onsight
|
Onsight |
Maslov
8a
Sport
at
Loven
Fun climbing - better than it looks.
|
1000
8a
|
Loven | Sport |
2014-05-11
Red point
|
Red point |
Åddea
8a
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
1000
8a
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2013-09-28
Red point
|
Red point |
Hanemarsjen
7a
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
700
7a
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2013-09-28
Flash
|
Flash |
Marit's Wedding
7c+
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
950
7c+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2013-05-06
Red point
|
Red point |
Heldiggrisene
7c
Sport
at
Urdviki
Just fantastic.
|
900
7c
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2012-09-23
Red point
|
Red point |
Eins, zwei, drei, vier!
7c
Sport
at
Urdviki
1st pitch.
|
900
7c
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2012-09-09
Red point
|
Red point |
Siesta
7c
Sport
at
Urdviki
7c/+
|
900
7c
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2012-09-08
Red point
|
Red point |
Whisky og hagleskot
7c
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
900
7c
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2012-05-06
Red point
|
Red point |
Helbred
7a+
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
750
7a+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2012-05-05
Red point
|
Red point |
Despo-Olav
7c+
Sport
at
Urdviki
Soft, short and fun.
|
950
7c+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2012-05-05
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Zulu
7b
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
800
7b+
(7b)
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2010-09-19
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Fiesta
7b+
Sport
at
Urdviki
|
850
7b+
|
Urdviki | Sport |
2010-09-18
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Splatch
7B
Boulder
at
Éléphant ouest
|
800
7B
|
Éléphant ouest | Boulder |
2009-10-30
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Machine au Line (L1)
7a+
Sport
at
Svanvik
|
750
7b
(7a+)
|
Svanvik | Sport |
2006-07-30
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Charles Nonsens
7b+
Sport
at
Svanvik
Hard
|
850
7b+
|
Svanvik | Sport |
2006-07-29
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Øyeblikkets tyranni
7b+
Sport
at
Loven
|
850
7b+
|
Loven | Sport |
2006-07-17
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Tiram
7b+
Sport
at
Loven
|
850
7b+
|
Loven | Sport |
2004-05-13
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Ben Hur
7b+
Sport
at
Loven
|
850
7b+
|
Loven | Sport |
2004-05-08
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Dummerjöns
6b+
Sport
at
Svanvik
|
550
6b+
|
Svanvik | Sport |
2004-05-01
Onsight
|
Onsight |
Magnum
7a
Sport
at
Svanvik
Bad bolts and worse anchor. Seems to be the preferred style in Gbg.
|
700
7a
|
Svanvik | Sport |
2004-05-01
Flash
|
Flash |
Oranjeboom
6c+
Sport
at
Loven
|
650
6c+
|
Loven | Sport |
2003-05-31
Flash
|
Flash |
Metita
7c
Sport
at
Loven
|
900
7c
|
Loven | Sport |
2003-05-31
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Grunnloven
6c
Sport
at
Loven
|
600
7a
(6c)
|
Loven | Sport |
2003-05-30
Flash
|
Flash |
Dispenser
6b+
Sport
at
Loven
|
550
6b
(6b+)
|
Loven | Sport |
2003-05-30
Flash
|
Flash |
Oransje Tårer
7b+
Sport
at
Loven
|
850
7b+
|
Loven | Sport |
2003-05-30
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